Monday, May 02, 2005


What Will We Tell the Children?

All aboard the Wayback Machine!

From November 28, 2004:

Well, brace yourself Reverend. You're not going to like what Laura Bush had to say:

What? The first lady of the United States watches Desperate Housewives? Does she know she's going to rot in Hell for that? Reverend Falwell must be so disappointed. But the debauchery doesn't stop there, oh no. Apparently the Washington women are all nothing but a bunch of trollops.

Ewwwww! That's a mental picture I didn't need to see. An aroused Karen Hughes could scare off a sailor pulling into dock, but a sweaty Ginsberg and O'Connor? Cough...cough..hack! I just threw-up in my mouth a little. Excuse me.....

Well if that wasn't enough (and in a just world it would be more than enough), Laura felt it necessary to tell us about Georgieboy's experiences with beastiality.

Now that's actually funny! George W. Bush with a handful of horse spooge! I'm sure even the good Reverend could get a chuckle out of that.

But despite all of the sinning, whoring, and horse masturbation, Laura Bush does seem to at least glimpse the truth. In a very enlightened moment, she made this comment:

Well at least she hasn't lost the ability to recognize a complete hack when she sees one.

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