Wednesday, July 20, 2005


Is It Election Time, Again?

I know it's only July, 2005, but Bush is in full bullshit mode. He's spreading the shit like he's running for something. Today he spoke in Baltimore and the first 1,000 people to arrive received a free pair of Halliburton hipwaders. Good thing too, cause it was getting deep. Let's take a look, shall we?

Of course he started with the thank yous and the glad to be heres and the my good friends and all that other shit. But eventually he got to the bullshit.

Try telling that to the Londoners. Going on the offense sure protected them, didn't it George?

Wait a minute! Who's he talking about? I didn't realize he was going to be discussing the Republican party today. Hmmm. Imagine that.

Democracies are peaceful countries? Democracy converts allies to enemies? If that's the case, what the hell are we doing attacking other countries unprovoked. Why are we currently creating more terrorists than we're killing? I think George better have his fact checker fired. He's apparently not reading his memos.

Wait a minute! That's not necessarily true. Yes, we give more money than any other nation, but as a percent of our wealth we give the least of all other industrialized nations. When we could afford to give so much more, why do we give so little? It's just like in George's favorite book, the Bible.

But I digress. Back to the bullshit, er, I mean speech.

Really? Do you suppose this means that they're actually going to guard our nuclear facilities? Does this mean that they're going to secure our water facilities? Oh, wait, he's talking about something else. Never mind. We're just going to leave those things unguarded because they would never think of using anything of ours against us, right? Right?

Hey! That was one of John Kerry's ideas. Georgeieboy stole that. Too bad they're not actually providing enough money to do the job.

Oh, you know how the rest of this goes. A lot of what I'm sayings and what I means and thank yous and all that. He put in the good word for his SCOTUS nominee but forgot to mention that he's really unexperienced. And ironically, he didn't even mention Karl Rove. Which I guess isn't that surprising because neither did NBC Nightly News.

So it was kind of like a time warp today. Georgie was in full campaign mode. The bullshit was deep, the lies were flying, and the rhetoric was as empty as ever. Oh, the good old days of 2004. Back when there was a hope that this douchebag would get kicked to the curb. Sigh. I sure miss optimism and hope.

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