Monday, March 13, 2006
A Maverick No More
Do you remember John McCain's Straight Talk Express? Man, that seems like a long time ago. Back when McCain was still a "maverick." Well, he's a maverick, no more. It's now official - McCain is George W. Bush's bitch.
During the 2000 campaign, John McCain was smeared in South Carolina by a Bush campaign push poll. But did that stop Johnny from supporting Georgieboy in 2004? Of course not! Almost any day of the week, ol' Johnny could be seen huggin on Georgie as he told everybody how much he loved him.
Then in January of this year, George stabbed McCain in the back again when he issued a signing statement concerning Little Johnny's torture ban. In other words, John could take his namby-pamby little anti-torture legislation and go fuck himself. But did that stop McCain from kissing King George's ass? Absolutely not! Just this past weekend, Little Johnny was right there supporting Bush like the little bitch that he is.
So as far as I'm concerned, John McCain can take his little maverick label and shove it up his ass. Hey, Johnny! You're not a maverick if you keep supporting the man who treats you like shit. You're nothing but a bitch and George W's your pimp.
During the 2000 campaign, John McCain was smeared in South Carolina by a Bush campaign push poll. But did that stop Johnny from supporting Georgieboy in 2004? Of course not! Almost any day of the week, ol' Johnny could be seen huggin on Georgie as he told everybody how much he loved him.
Then in January of this year, George stabbed McCain in the back again when he issued a signing statement concerning Little Johnny's torture ban. In other words, John could take his namby-pamby little anti-torture legislation and go fuck himself. But did that stop McCain from kissing King George's ass? Absolutely not! Just this past weekend, Little Johnny was right there supporting Bush like the little bitch that he is.
- John McCain came to Memphis Friday afternoon with a simple mission: to prove his loyalty to the man who beat him for president in 2000. And nothing - not straw polls nor lurking reporters - would derail that mission.
The Arizona senator, who often touts his maverick credentials, had one message this weekend at the Southern Republican Leadership Conference (SRLC) in Memphis. And it's a simple one: I'm with the president.
So as far as I'm concerned, John McCain can take his little maverick label and shove it up his ass. Hey, Johnny! You're not a maverick if you keep supporting the man who treats you like shit. You're nothing but a bitch and George W's your pimp.
