Wednesday, June 28, 2006


Ha Ha!

This is too damn funny!
Republican Sen. Charles Grassley of Iowa is hoping to stamp out the sex trade by taxing pimps and prostitutes, then jailing them when they don't pay.

A pimp tax? Are you shitting me? Now I could be wrong, but I've got to believe that pimps aren't exactly filling out their 540EZs as accurately as they should be. And prostitutes? I'd love to see what these people would be writing down for their personal information.
Goldtooth Tony: Alright le'see... Name... Anthony Turillo... Occupation... Pimp...


Bubbles: Name... Tina Jones... Occupation... Whore...

I'm sorry, but I just don't see this happening. What's next? Are they going to start taxing Jimmy for selling dimebags on the corner? Or Trevor for selling meth? Do they think these guys keep records that they can audit? Are they going to go through their receipts? "Now it says here that you sold fifty-two dimebags to a Mr. Smith, but you're only reporting income for forty-eight."

This is just too funny. They want to get rid of the estate tax, and instead they want to start taxing pimps and hos. That's Republican ingenuity at its finest, right there folks.

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